Pukey

Someone (i wont call him customer coz he has not purchase anything from us yet) called asking for quotation for certain products.

Pardon my mandarin ok. I’m banana.
He: Ni Keh Yi Chiang Hua Yi mah?
Me: Puk Keh Yi.
He: Chiang Ingwen ok?
Me: Ok

Business talk.

He: You got very nice voice. You never try out for Malaysian Idol?
Me: Hah??? I got blocked nose and was sniffing while talking to you, u said i got nice voice!! U ok or not??? No lar, where got nice?
Me: Dont wanna entertain him so much. Please fax me your request ok?
Me: Bye.

Sorry lar Mr, I wont quote you lower. Dont waste your saliva praising my voice ok!

Gua tak makan puji punya.